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Nice Joke from Badawi to Us

2 Aug 2008 | Malaysia |  12 comments

It is Saturday and Deimos does not feel like producing original content today, so he will share a joke today and hopefully, readers might find it to be amusing.

Disclaimer Notice
Deimos did not author the following joke.

Nice Joke from Badawi to Us
The word “Us” in the title is probably a reference to the normal Malaysian citizens.

Have a good laugh!
Perhaps only normal Malaysians citizens may find this joke amusing?

How much would it cost to (telephone) call Malaysia from Hell? You’d be surprised!
Again, this is just a joke, for laughs. Scientifically speaking, it is still not yet to confirm the existence of hell. Religiously speaking, it strongly depends on a person’s belief system and faith. The following article is best taken lightly and not too seriously.

Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Ahmad Badawi die and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there.

Queen says, “I miss my England , can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there.”

She calls and talks about five minutes.

Then she asks: “Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call?”

The devil says: “Five million pounds.”

She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair .

Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US .

He talks about ten minutes, then asks “How much do I owe you devil?”

The devil says “Ten million dollars”

He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat

Badawi is jealous. He says “I want to call Malaysia.”

He calls and talks for about an hour to his son-in-law who is busy trying to find Mr. Petronas.

Then he asks the devil “How much do I owe you?”

The devil replies: “Only one dollar.”

Badawi is shocked and asks ‘why so little?’.

The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT’S LOCAL CALL.

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Deimos’s Thoughts
Though Deimos did find this joke to be funny at first, he felt a bit confused later on. Does this joke means that Malaysia is another hell? Or is Badawi’s son-in-law in another hell? Given the current situation of Malaysia, it probably means that Malaysia is another hell.

Deimos Asks
A question for Malaysians: What do you will happen in this coming September?


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  1. 2nd August 2008 
    5:53 pm         

    said the following:

    yea, it probably does meant msia is another hell.
    theoretically correct if everything remains the same (politically).

    what will be happening in september ??
    fasting ??

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  3. 2nd August 2008 
    9:46 pm         

    said the following:

    @Levian,they are blabbing that
    they might reduce the fuel’s price 😈
    and also you’re right Muslim will fast on September.
    Hooray, very syiok man!
    😆 😆 😆

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  5. 2nd August 2008 
    10:58 pm         

    Nicole Price
    said the following:

    This joke can be used to describe any country. So, don’t get overly sad about Malaysia. There are other equally deserving countries, too many to list here, which can fit into this joke comfortably.

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  7. 3rd August 2008 
    9:11 am         

    said the following:

    Hahahahhahahahahahahahah……. local call!!! lol……….
    Nicole Price : You are right and I agree with you.

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  9. 3rd August 2008 
    8:27 pm         

    said the following:

    How about George Bush? If he makes the call, how much will the devil charge him?

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  11. 3rd August 2008 
    9:45 pm         

    said the following:

    Perhaps petrol will reduce RM0.01 gua, haha! I am not so positive on it, frankly.
    Malaysia is not hell. It just a place controlled by devils who make it become… hell 😛

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  13. 4th August 2008 
    6:36 pm         

    said the following:

    following other countries’ rate i heard ??
    gosh, make up their mind already ..

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  15. 5th August 2008 
    5:22 pm         

    said the following:


    how about call to my country? is it local call too?… 😀

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  17. 5th August 2008 
    8:04 pm         

    said the following:

    Anyone lives in hell? I can try making phone call since it’s local call

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  19. 11th August 2008 
    1:32 pm         

    Vertigo Guy
    said the following:

    I’ve heard several variations of that joke, but that one was pretty funny!

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  21. 15th August 2008 
    7:34 pm         

    said the following:

    Hahaha.. it’s funny. Cool. Can I copy it and share to my readers.. I’ll just edit it and use my country instead of Malaysia…

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  23. 18th August 2008 
    11:50 am         

    said the following:

    hahaha… damn Elezend, tat was a good one.