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Deimos needs a break once in a while so he will be posting up some articles he received via email forwards during this period of resting.
The Hairdryer
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”
“Of course my child. What may I do for you?”
“Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it.
Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”
The priest answered: “I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”
“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you”
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”
“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”
“I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”
Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father. Next!”
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Deimos’s Thoughts
Considered as a new joke for Deimos since he never read it before, quite good too since it managed to actually make him laugh out loud. However, this is a joke and should not be used as a method to smuggle goods past the customs!
Deimos Asks
Have you actually tried to smuggle anything past the customs before?
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Kitkat (17 comments)
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I have not tried to smuggle anything. But thanks for your trick, who knows I might use it next time.
levian (266 comments)
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*sweat*
this is so misleading !!
ameo (78 comments)
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LOL
I’ve tried and succeeded [ laptop and DVD player
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BaseGuardian (152 comments)
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Funny, bro. It shows honesty is the best policy
No need to smuggled la 
Btw,Ameo aren’t all electronics items are duty free
Steve Yu (38 comments)
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LOL!
Well, I never smuggle anything past the customs.
elezend (126 comments)
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that’s funny lol
ameo (78 comments)
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@BaseGuardian :
not if it’s new and unpacked
they allow passing your personal used stuff new and v.expensive electronics they makes you pay for it
Michael Aulia (41 comments)
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I guess it’s up to our imagination and dirty thoughts to answer/understand this joke
Hye Munar (51 comments)
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Hahaha… if you have wild imagination, I am sure you thought the priest is talking about his “private” part. Nice joke. It’s funny.