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Disclaimer: I do not claim authorship for the following ‘7 “Wonders” of the World’. All articles posted under category “Email Forwards” are email forwards that I received from time to time.

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The awards should have gone to :

1. THE ZAKARIA ‘PALACE’
The only building built with no approval and unpaid assessment fees that is not demolished and sealed. The owner is the first bankrupt to be able to own a palace. An UMNO Klang MP was once a railway gate-keeper! A good friend of Close-one-Eye UMNO
Jasin MP who was caught smuggling timbers from Sumatra to Melaka. No case against him!

2. THE ‘BOCOR’ PARLIAMENT
The unique feature is its ability to ‘leak’ away billions of taxpayer’s money while the guardians of the nation stood there all wet. As well as many leaking buildings in World-Class super modern Federal Govt Putrajaya Centre. All built by UMNO contractors.

3. ‘UNHAUNTED’ KUCHING PRISON
The only $600M prison in this world that is free of haunted stories and encounters. Reasons No execution was done here before. In fact no prisoners were held in here. There are also no concrete walls with barbed wires to contain souls – both dead and alive. Maybe it can qualify as the first imaginary prison built with real money. CM Taib still sitting pretty.

4. PAYA INDAH ‘WASTED’ WETLANDS
The nation’s premier eco-tourism park holds the record in the category of attracting more lawyers with litigation than tourists with binoculars.

5. ‘NOT SO’ SMART TUNNEL
Uniquely design to alleviate floods. When completed, it does everything except alleviate floods. Millions were spent and many more millions will be spent to correct the wrongs.

6. ‘DISCONNECTED’ CYBERJAYA
The one and only high tech city in the world that offers limited or no internet connection to its residents. Just what happened to the Dr M Super-duper Corridor where millions and millions were spent?

7. CROOKED ‘CROOKED’ BRIDGE
The most crooked bridge in the world dreamt .. Too bad it was abandoned; otherwise it will make it as one of the wonders. Millions were paid out to compensate the contractors for the U-turn.