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What would you do if you discovered an Alien in your backyard? Malaysian Advertlets CJ7 Bloggers Contest

24 Jan 2008 | Flash, Malaysia, Personal, The Blogsphere |  12 comments
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What would you do if you discovered an alien in your back yard - Malaysian Advertlets CJ7 Bloggers Contest
Overview
Find out what would Deimos do if he discovered an alien in his back yard…

This very much depends on what kind of alien that I discovered in my back yard, let’s look at a few possibilities shall we?

Cute, Aggressive, Brutal
The Zerg

Zerg Hydralisk =============================================
I would attempt to flee for my live of course! Zergs are rather scary, quite violent, totally brutal and would not hesitate to shred any non-Zerg living organisms into a gazillion microscopic pieces. Resistant is futile.
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Unless it is a wounded Zergling, then perhaps I might consider getting a huge axe and hack it to death. Then again, that might not be a very wise move.
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Perhaps it would just better to run far far away while I am still able to do so!
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Sexy, Evil, Powerful
The Queen of Blades – Sarah Kerrigan

Queen of Blades Sarah Kerrigan

Quickly pledge my utmost loyalty to her before she flutters her razor like wings and rip my intestines out. Should she be in a very good mood and decides to accept my application, I would risk it even further by requesting myself to be evolved into a Zerg-Human hybrid via being cocooned inside a Zerg Chrysalis, pretty much like how the original Human Sarah Kerrigan transformed into what she is now.

I can only pray hard that she accepts my application and not butcher me outright. She is kinda evil, having murdered Mengsk’s military advisor General Edmund Duke and the Protoss War Hero – Fenix, who was a good friend of Jim Raynor.

So why would I want to become a Zerg-Human Hybrid anyway? Well, the Queen of Blades would kill me just for funs anyway if I don’t impress her right away. Besides, being a Zerg-Human Hybrid is totally cool! The cell tissue regeneration rate is awesome! Longevity is also tremendously increased, more like immortality is attained. Hence, why not?

Ancient, Tech-Wise, Mysterious
The Protoss

Protoss Selendis
This is just too cool to be true! It would be a very exciting experience for me since the Protoss are an extremely technologically advanced, ancient, sentient alien race.

I would of course attempt to interact with them in order to learn more about their culture, technology etc. If possible, also request for some high tech gadgets as a souvenir! Now imagine the things that I can do if I gotten myself a personal cloaking device!

The Protoss Dark Templar
Interaction with them would not be possible at all, if it is a Protoss Dark Templar as they are invisible all the time. Unless they choose to interact with me.

Scary, Spine Chilling, Fearless
Xenomorph (Alien)

Leaping Alien Xenomorph
Hot damn! If I really found a Xenomorph in my back yard, I’ll be praying real hard and totally sincere to every god that I know of. Kinda like how Beni Gabor (played by Kevin J. O’Connor) prayed when he first encountered Imhotep in The Mummy (1999 film) starring Brendan Fraser.

Except that I would run like the wind instead of rooted to the ground like Beni did, which he later pledged his allegiance to the Mummy – Imhotep. I don’t think those Xenomorph Aliens are interested in these allegiance thingies, they just want to rip rip, claw claw, eat eat, etc etc.

Xenomorph (Alien) – Face Hugger

Face Hugger

Oh holy passed-motion! Okay…… it would probably way too late if it is indeed a face hugger, as I would so totally face hugged!!! Now hell be damned if such tragic incident should befall me! What I can do about this next, depends on if I want to be evil or good.
Face Hugged
If am feeling most evil, I will seek out a particular mofo that I wish to dispose off. Once I find that fellow, I will give that mofo a dead locking bear hug so that when the nasty little baby Xenomorph Drone (aka Chest Burster) is about to chest burst out of my …. chest.

Chest Burster ======================================
Of course, I would like suffer a most horrible and agonizingly painful death. However, so would the unlucky mofo that I bear hugged as the Chest Buster would burst forth from my chest and burrow itself into the mofo’s chest. Now that would be two (2) chests burst with one Chest Burster yarr?
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Alas, since I am not a very evil person, the above mentioned totally evil scenario would not occur. I would probably end my life by leaping into a smelting pool in the event that I got face hugged by a Xenomorph Face Hugger.
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Ugly, Suicidal, Keen
Predator
I better be not armed at the time of contact with this ugly mother f*toot-censored* else I would be sliced in half, impaled, decapitated, blow apart etc etc as Predators tends to be very aggressive towards those who are armed. They like a good hunt.

Communication with Predators would not be feasible as they don’t exactly speak very good English, though there could be exceptions. They are a sentient, intelligent and highly advanced race of extra terrestrial that possess brutally effective weapons.

Whoever wins, we lose
Alien (Xenomorph) vs Predator
Holy mother of *toot-censored* if I ever find these two (2) ugly mother f*toot-censored* are battling it out in my back yard! Hell, I swear if I can fly like Nathan Petrelli (“Flying Man” – Heroes) I would immediately propel myself as far away as I can.

Predators tend to be suicidal when they believe that they cannot win a fight, they choose to go up in a big bang! The Predator better win the battle, or else the neighbourhood is going to become a pile of radioactive ash.

Source
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zerg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Kerrigan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenomorph
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predator
http://heroeswiki.com/Nathan_Petrelli

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Advertlets Contest Details
Write a post on one’s blog:
What would you do if you discovered an alien in your back yard?

Keep it creative, interesting and funny!

Prizes
x1 Great Grand Prize
x2 Admission ticket to attend CJ7 – Malaysia Premiere Screening on 5 Feb 2008 (Night)
Meet up with Stephen Chow, watch CJ7 before anyone else!

x1 Grand Prize
x2 Admission ticket to attend the CJ7 – Stephen Chow Press Confrence on 5 Feb 2008 (Morning)

x7 Special Prize
x1 CJ7 Keychain, Notebook, Figurine
x1 limited edition CJ7 Stephen Chow 4” Figurine (worth RM300)
x1 limited edition CJ7 Keychain (worth RM100)
x1 limited edition CJ7 Notebook (worth RM80)

Terms & Conditions
1. Contest deadline 1 February 2008
2. Judging criteria based on creativity, originality, effort and humour
3. Judges from Advertlets Sdn Bhd and Buena Vista Columbia Tristar Sdn Bhd
4. Contestant must post their entry to this contest as a blog entry on their site
5. Also email a permalink to the post by e-mail to: info@adverlets.com
6. At least 1 Advertlets Ad Unit installed on site is required in order to join this contest
7. Only Malaysian Advertlets member can participate in this contest
8. Judges decision is final, entertains no further queries


12 Comments

  1. 25th January 2008 
    3:26 am         

    usws
    said the following:

    The contest dateline got pushed forward? Oh cool, i think i have an idea on what to write.

    From the looks of it, you sure are a fan of Starcraft. You must be anxious about the release of Starcraft 2, heard it looks really good (much better than the gameplay video). Have you seen the trailer? The one with a terran soldier being fitted with armor? It’s very nicely made!

    I’d just run, as far and as long as i can. Whether cute or not (lol, you find zerglings cute?), i think i need confirmation that they’re harmless before even going close.

    BYE!

    p.s. Haha, they have Wikis for all these make belief things!

  2. 25th January 2008 
    4:48 am         

    Deimos Tel`Arin
    said the following:

    Okay… this is real lame… ๐Ÿ˜ก
    I swear the deadline was 1 February 2008 … ๐Ÿ˜ฏ
    Bloody mofo Advertlets changed the dates and prizes … ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
    Local advertising companies are off my site for good! โžก

    http://www.advertlets.com/cj7movie

    @usws:
    Deadline got cut short, don’t bother to write, I just wasted one whole day doing this. ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

    Yes, I am a StarCraft fan as well as a Alien vs Predator fan. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Yeah, I saw the trailer. The Marine-ized the convicts. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Well, Zerglings are kinda cute. ๐Ÿ˜›

    They have wikis for everything nowadays. ๐Ÿ˜

  3. 25th January 2008 
    9:54 am         

    Vic
    said the following:

    Me lucky poor mofo don’t have backyard ๐Ÿ˜
    If I found alien(s) in YOUR backyard, I’d jolly well say bye bye to you and get my ass out of YOUR house. I am not fleeing, I am going to look for a house with back yard! It’s totally cool to have alien in my backyard!

    Btw, the topic is interesting! I am a sc fan too! You are not wasting ur time dude. You bring us back the memory of the time when we first playing sc! Cheers!

    Screw the contest!

  4. 25th January 2008 
    4:32 pm         

    Steve Yu
    said the following:

    hey, you have bunch of aliens in your backyard. LOL ๐Ÿ™‚ I have yet to watch the Alien vs Predator 2. Hopefully can download it from the net.

  5. 25th January 2008 
    11:04 pm         

    kljs
    said the following:

    aliens in my backyard? That means, I can ask them to take me into the last frontier……….

  6. 26th January 2008 
    3:12 pm         

    Deimos Tel`Arin
    said the following:

    @Vic:
    Cool? Xenomorph Face Hugger come and face hug you totally cool har? ๐Ÿ™„
    Thanks! I was utterly pissed off by Advertlet’s actions. โžก
    Your kind words cheered me up, mate. :mrgreen:
    Hell yeah! Screw the bloody Malaysian Blogger contest! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    @Steve Yu:
    Where got? Just imaginative scenario la. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ
    I have yet to watch that movie too. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    @kljs:
    Duh! Why you wanna go there for? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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  7. 2nd February 2008 
    11:46 pm         

    Josh Lim (Advertlets.com)
    said the following:

    Eh, dun marah la…

    Actually you were accessing the old site, can see why there might be some confusion regarding the closing date. The actual site is at http://www.advertlets.com/CJ7/

    And btw, most importantly you won something ๐Ÿ™‚ Cheers! We will be posting up the winners list soon.

  8. 6th February 2008 
    8:39 am         

    Ayie
    said the following:

    Congratulation to you!
    Why you so pissed off?
    At least Josh will send you something from the alien nation what.

  9. 19th February 2008 
    7:22 am         

    Deimos Tel`Arin
    said the following:

    Terribly Sorry for the late replies! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    @Josh:
    Thanks! :mrgreen:

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    @Ayie:
    No more pissed off la. ๐Ÿ™‚
    Was pissed off, but cooled off when saw Vic’s comment. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  10. 25th August 2008 
    7:09 am         

    ะปะฐะผะธะฝะฐั‚
    said the following:

    5kThank’s for greate post.2f I compleatly agree with last post. yxw
    ะปะฐะผะธะฝะฐั‚ 8l

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