Humor – Heaven vs Hell – Malaysia’s Upcoming Election – Vote Intelligently – 888 EntreCredits Give Away!!! (Applicable for EntreCarders only) This sure is getting old, isn’t it?
16 Feb 2008 | Malaysia, The Blogsphere | 10 comments
Overview
This is an amusing read that I received from my Dad via an email forward, probably an old joke that many have heard of before, but I believe that the original joke is slightly modified to suit the upcoming election over here in Malaysia. Totally suitable, if you ask me. Oh yes, I find it quite entertaining and worthy of one’s time.
Heaven vs Hell
Whilst walking down the street one day a Malaysian “Boleh” Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in HEAVEN and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
St. Peter:
Welcome to HEAVEN. Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.
Yang Berhormat:
No problem, just let me in.
St. Peter:
Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is you have to spend one day in HELL and one in HEAVEN. Then you can chose, where to spend eternity.
Yang Berhormat:
Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be HEAVEN.
St. Peter:
I’m sorry, but we have our rules.
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down, down to HELL.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.
In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it, are all his friends and other politicians who had worked for him.
Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food.
Also present is the DEVIL , who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realises it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in HEAVEN where St. Peter is waiting for him.
St. Peter:
Now it’s time to visit HEAVEN.
So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.
They have a good time and, before he realises it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
St. Peter:
Well, then, you have spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.
Yang Berhormat:
Well, I would never have said it before. I mean HEVAEN has been delightful, but I think I am better off in HELL.”
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to HELL. Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in a middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The DEVIL comes over to him and puts his hands around his shoulder.
Yang Berhormat:
I don’t understand. Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?
The DEVIL(smilingly):
Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election…Today you VOTED.
Moral of the story?
USE YOUR VOTE INTELLIGENTLY !!!
Deimos’s 888 EntreCredits Give Away!
This has been done before so many times, it is getting old:
http://ahkong.net/cny2008
http://ahkong.net/valentine2008
http://ahkong.net/sof3bodymultilation
Summary:
1. Drop your EntreCard into my EntreCard Inbox
2. I will drop mine into yours (I reciprocate EntreCard drops)
3. Interested in the Reciprocative EntreCarders Guild (REG)? Join us!
4. Check out “Deimos Asks” section and answer sincerely [Leave a sincere comment]
5. 8 EntreCredits is given to the first 111 EntreCarders who done all the above
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Note: Offer is good and valid until 11:59pm 21 February 2008 because Chinese New Year officially ends after that. Everyone has started working already though.
888 EntreCredits Takers
The following sites would eventually be hyper-linked and plastered with the nofollow tag.
1. superheroesbase.com
2. urutoranohihi.blogspot.com
3. singaporeaninlondon.blogspot.com
4. whisper.winterwave.net
5.
Deimos’s Thoughts
I am ashamed to say that I have yet to register myself as a voter, though I am already eligible to do so. However, I believe that there are many other young Malaysians like myself that has yet to register themselves as voters.
Too late for this round of election, must register myself and get ready for the next one. Better late than never, aye?
Deimos Asks
Perhaps I will ask some Malaysian Election 2008 related questions today.
1. Are you a fellow Malaysian? [DTA: Of course]
2. Have you registered yourself as a voter? [DTA: No. 
3. If you can vote, which side would you vote for? [DTA: Opposition]
4. Are you satisfied with the current ruling party? [DTA: Hell No!]
5. Malaysia’s election system is totally biased. [DTA: Everyone knows that, right?]
Thank you for your time! 
2:17 pm
BaseGuardian
said the following:
1. Are you a fellow Malaysian?
Yes,proud to be one 😎
2. Have you registered yourself as a voter?
No, not into politics. At least now I’m not ,maybe in the future, who knows 🙄
3. If you can vote, which side would you vote for?
Me of course, after I registered as ‘Wakil Rakyat’ 😛
4. Are you satisfied with the current ruling party?
Yes and no.
5. Malaysia’s election system is totally biased.
I don’t think so, if the system is totally biased, how can an opposition party can rules in one of a country in Malaysia (Kelate)? 😆
BaseGuardian says; let the politicians fights among themselves, after they fight in Dewan Rakyat ,they can sit together drink ‘teh tarik’, opposition or not 😆 We, the ‘rakyat’ should not fight each other, rugi woo 😆 😆 😆
4:15 pm
lina
said the following:
1. Are you a fellow Malaysian?
Yes
2. Have you registered yourself as a voter?
Nope, even with reminders from my HR Dept Rep
3. If you can vote, which side would you vote for?
I vote for the Opposition just to ruffle the ruling party feathers
4. Are you satisfied with the current ruling party? Just like you, HELL no!
5. Malaysia’s election system is totally biased.
We are Malaysia Boleh. Anything can adjust. 😈
Happy Voting those who are behaving like responsible adults. I sure am not! 😆
5:25 pm
C K
said the following:
1. Are you a fellow Malaysian?
No… just abit down south.
2. Have you registered yourself as a voter?
Eh… my citizenship will be revoked if I don’t do that.
3. If you can vote, which side would you vote for?
You mean.. for Malaysian’s election? Well, I kind of like Abdullah…
4. Are you satisfied with the current ruling party?
No comment on that… 💡
5. Malaysia’s election system is totally biased.
Oh well… 😆 I don’t think I’m in a position to comment on that.
5:31 pm
Yoshi
said the following:
Haha, ur story abt Heaven vs Hell is so true. Unfortunately, the masses here are too gullible.
1. Are you a fellow Malaysian?
Yes
2. Have you registered yourself as a voter?
Yes, made a commitment to do it last yr
3. If you can vote, which side would you vote for?
Anything but Parti Dacing
4. Are you satisfied with the current ruling party?
Hell No too!
5. Malaysia’s election system is totally biased.
Yes. PAS got Kelantan because they can’t resurrect too many dead ppl 😛
11:26 pm
Louise
said the following:
Hello my friend! I’m back in the blogosphere, I see you’re doing a great job here 🙂
My answers:
1. Are you a fellow Malaysian?
Yes, proudly so.
2. Have you registered yourself as a voter?
Shamefully no.
3. If you can vote, which side would you vote for?
So far I don’t think any party is capable of ruling the country properly.
4. Are you satisfied with the current ruling party?
No, they are too complacent.
5. Malaysia’s election system is totally biased.
No shit.
2:23 pm
Vic
said the following:
1. Are you a fellow Malaysian?
Yes.
2. Have you registered yourself as a voter?
No. By the way, how do I register myself? Can I do it online? No surprise if the answer is “No”.
3. If you can vote, which side would you vote for?
Ummm… does it matter?
4. Are you satisfied with the current ruling party?
YES!! The current is not good though, but I bet others can be worse.
5. Malaysia’s election system is totally biased.
Yes, but please tell me which election system is not bias? 😆
12:06 am
Lee
said the following:
1. Are you a fellow Malaysian?
Yes.
2. Have you registered yourself as a voter?
Not yet. Rumors are if I do not, my citizenship will be cancelled ?
3. If you can vote, which side would you vote for?
This is tough man… because talking is cheap and free.
4. Are you satisfied with the current ruling party?
Hoho. Yes and no. 😀
5. Malaysia’s election system is totally biased.
Not a surprise I guess.
9:57 am
techsnack
said the following:
What a funny joke! There are a lot of similar jokes around us, especially the election is coming. I am sure this time BN will win again…haha
12:32 am
Funny Pictures
said the following:
Thanks to the article, Now there is more reason to comment than ever before! Good post… I found it via Google. They most love you!
3:38 am
Chris Hutcherson
said the following:
Lets hope the election is this close, what happens if its a tie?