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Deimos kinda missed out a post for today so here is a quickie to please uncle Google. An old but still amusing joke that Deimos received via an email forward from his Dad.

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Deimos did not author the following article which he received via an email forwarded by his Dad. Deimos would like to share this joke here and hopes that it would bring some joy and laughter to all those who read it.

Loyal Wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, ‘When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.’

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, ‘Wait just a minute!’ She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

Her friend said, ‘I know you weren’t fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.’
The loyal wife replied ‘Listen, I’m a Christian, I can’t go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.’

‘You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?’
‘I sure did’ said the wife. ‘I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.’

Send this to a clever female you know, or a man with a sense of humour…

I just did
Ladies: Open a current account with bank early, in case …

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Deimos’s Thoughts
Deimos finds it quite amusing that somehow he picked this email forward to share. Everything feels so predestined. The powers may be works in mysterious ways indeed.

Deimos Asks
What would you do if you discovered or suspect your spouse, girl or boy friend, significant other, partner, love etc is not that loyal to you? Weep silently? Confront? Tell Deimos about what you would do in such a depressing situation.